Hagan

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A Hagan is the guy who will make you laugh until you cry and still act like he’s the cool one. He’s adorable, but he’ll deny it like it’s a death sentence.
You’re crying from laughing at his dumb jokes. He says, 'I told you I was funny.'
He walks into a room and makes you forget your own name. You’re like, 'Why is he so cute?'
He texts you a meme at 2 AM and says, 'I can’t sleep without you.'
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A Hagan is a girl who’s hot, loves everyone, and can beat you at sports. She’s your best friend and will still text you when you’re being a huge idiot.
She beats you in soccer and still says, 'You’re my favorite loser.'
She texts you at 3 AM and says, 'Don’t forget about me.'
She’s the one who cheers you on when you’re failing at life.
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A Hagan is when you have sex through a pizza. It’s messy, it’s weird, and it’s probably the best thing you’ve ever done.
You ate a pizza and had sex. You’re like, 'That was wild.'
You tried to have sex through a pizza and it didn’t work. You said, 'I’ll try again tomorrow.'
You had sex through a pizza and it was the best thing ever. You said, 'I’m a legend.'
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A Hagan is a tiny guy who thinks he’s a giant. Everyone makes fun of him, but he still talks like he owns the place.
He says, 'I’m the king of this room,' and everyone laughs at him.
He argues with someone taller and says, 'You’re just a big baby.'
He’s tiny but thinks he’s the strongest person in the world.
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A Hagan is a selfish, money-loving, party-loving guy who falls in love with every girl and never sticks with one. He’s the reason the party goes wild.
He’s flirting with five girls at the same time and says, 'I can do this all day.'
He spends all his money on party supplies and says, 'I’m the best at this.'
He dumps one girl and immediately starts texting another. He says, 'I’m a legend.'
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A Hagan is a polite guy who helps people but doesn’t take life too seriously. He’s easy to love and doesn’t care if you ignore him.
He helps you carry your stuff and says, 'I’m a helper.'
He ignores you and says, 'You’re not worth my time.'
He laughs at your dumb jokes and says, 'I’m the best friend you ever had.'
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A Hagan is when you get super drunk in public. You throw up, sleep on the floor, and still think you’re the best person ever.
You threw up in a trash can and said, 'That was the best part.'
You fell asleep on the bathroom floor and didn’t care.
You walked into a parked car and said, 'That was my revenge.'
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