Hagan
A Hagan is when you have sex through a pizza. It’s messy, it’s weird, and it’s probably the best thing you’ve ever done.
You ate a pizza and had sex. You’re like, 'That was wild.'
You tried to have sex through a pizza and it didn’t work. You said, 'I’ll try again tomorrow.'
You had sex through a pizza and it was the best thing ever. You said, 'I’m a legend.'