Hagan Rivet
This guy is a walking food coma. He eats like he’s going to die tomorrow and fucks like he’s got a lifetime supply of condoms.
He came to my house for dinner. I made pasta. He ate it all and then asked for seconds.
He hit on me at the bar. I said yes. He ordered a whole bottle of wine and a pizza.
He asked me out on a date. He showed up with a bag of chips and a soda.