Hagan Rivet

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#meatball#pig#champion

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This guy is a meatball. He’s got a fat wallet and a fatter body. He eats like a pig and fucks like a champion. If you look good, he’ll be all over you like a rash.
He saw me at the gym and asked if I wanted to grab a burger and a beer. I said sure. He ordered three burgers and a steak.
He hit on me in the grocery store. I bought a loaf of bread and he bought a whole cart.
He asked me out on a date. I said yes. He showed up with two pizzas and a six-pack.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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This guy is a walking food coma. He eats like he’s going to die tomorrow and fucks like he’s got a lifetime supply of condoms.
He came to my house for dinner. I made pasta. He ate it all and then asked for seconds.
He hit on me at the bar. I said yes. He ordered a whole bottle of wine and a pizza.
He asked me out on a date. He showed up with a bag of chips and a soda.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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This guy is like a loaded burrito. He’s got money, he’s got meat, and he’s got a habit of eating and fucking like there’s no tomorrow.
He came to my house for a movie night. He brought a bag of popcorn and a whole box of candy.
He hit on me at the mall. I said yes. He bought me a shirt and then ate a whole pizza.
He asked me out to lunch. He ordered a steak and a salad and ate the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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