Hagadorn
Picks the worst fantasy team ever and then yells at the commissioner like they’re the ones who ruined his life. Spends a fortune on a random tight end and acts like he’s gonna win, but he always ends up crying in the bathroom.
Drafted a guy who only catches 3 passes a game and spent $500 on him. Now he’s mad at me for being rich.
I told him his team was trash, and he said I was part of a conspiracy. I’m not even on his team.
He paid top dollar for a TE who’s never heard of the word 'football' and now he’s screaming about the commissioner being a traitor.