Hagadorn

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Picks the worst fantasy team ever and then yells at the commissioner like they’re the ones who ruined his life. Spends a fortune on a random tight end and acts like he’s gonna win, but he always ends up crying in the bathroom.
Drafted a guy who only catches 3 passes a game and spent $500 on him. Now he’s mad at me for being rich.
I told him his team was trash, and he said I was part of a conspiracy. I’m not even on his team.
He paid top dollar for a TE who’s never heard of the word 'football' and now he’s screaming about the commissioner being a traitor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Can’t pick a good team to save his life. Blames everyone else for his losses and thinks he’s the best player in the league. Then he loses and acts like it’s a personal attack.
He said I sabotaged his draft because I didn’t pick the best kicker. I just picked a kicker who actually kicks.
He lost his first week and said it was because the commissioner didn’t let him cheat.
He paid for a TE who only plays 2 games a year and still thinks he’s gonna win.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Drafts a team so bad it makes you feel sorry for the commissioner. Spends way too much money on a TE that no one knows and then acts like he’s the king of fantasy. He always loses and yells about it.
He paid $1000 for a TE that no one even knows and now he’s saying I’m part of a secret society.
He lost his first game and said the commissioner was out to get him.
He drafts a team that’s all backup players and still thinks he’s gonna win the whole league.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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