Hagadorn
Drafts a team so bad it makes you feel sorry for the commissioner. Spends way too much money on a TE that no one knows and then acts like he’s the king of fantasy. He always loses and yells about it.
He paid $1000 for a TE that no one even knows and now he’s saying I’m part of a secret society.
He lost his first game and said the commissioner was out to get him.
He drafts a team that’s all backup players and still thinks he’s gonna win the whole league.