Hag reflex
A reaction you get when you see a woman who looks like she’s been sitting in a hot tub full of mold and regret. It hits you like a surprise birthday party you didn’t want.
I saw her and immediately texted my best friend to come save me.
I got the Hag Reflex so bad I started yelling at my cat.
I saw her and immediately turned on my phone and started playing Tetris.