Hag Patch
The big gap right in the middle of a woman’s private parts. Also called the Axe Wound, Gash, Flange, and Spam Purse.
That Hag Patch is so wide, you could fit a whole family in there.
He asked me to describe her Hag Patch, and I just said, ‘It’s terrifying.’
She showed me her Hag Patch, and I almost fainted.