Hag Patch

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The big ol' hole right in the middle of a woman’s junk. Also called the Axe Wound, Gash, Flange, and Spam Purse.
My aunt’s Hag Patch is so big, it could hold a whole pizza.
He said her Hag Patch looked like a tornado hit it.
That Hag Patch is why I failed gym class.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The main crack between a woman’s legs. Also known as the Axe Wound, Gash, Flange, and Spam Purse.
I saw her Hag Patch and immediately ran away.
He tried to draw her Hag Patch, but it looked like a chicken.
Her Hag Patch is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The big gap right in the middle of a woman’s private parts. Also called the Axe Wound, Gash, Flange, and Spam Purse.
That Hag Patch is so wide, you could fit a whole family in there.
He asked me to describe her Hag Patch, and I just said, ‘It’s terrifying.’
She showed me her Hag Patch, and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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