Hag Lobster
the old cruddy people who think the lobster is a free gift and then get mad when it's not
My cousin's Hag Lobster friend got mad when the bill came and said 'I didn't know it was a charge!'
My uncle's Hag Lobster buddy said 'This is a surprise!' and then ran out of the restaurant.
My friend's Hag Lobster cousin tried to argue the price and then left without paying.
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