Hag Lobster

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

the smelly old farts who pick the priciest dish and then run like hell when it's time to pay

My uncle picked the lobster bisque and then left before the bill came.

The Hag Lobster at my friend's dinner party just said 'I'm out' and vanished.

My cousin's group ordered the $50 lobster platter and then refused to chip in a single dollar.

the dirty old coots who think they're king of the restaurant just because they ordered a fancy lobster

My aunt ordered the seafood feast and then tried to blame the waiter for the bill.

My dad's Hag Lobster friends always say 'It's not my problem' when the check comes.

My cousin's Hag Lobster buddy just said 'I'm not paying' and left the table.

the old cruddy people who think the lobster is a free gift and then get mad when it's not

My cousin's Hag Lobster friend got mad when the bill came and said 'I didn't know it was a charge!'

My uncle's Hag Lobster buddy said 'This is a surprise!' and then ran out of the restaurant.

My friend's Hag Lobster cousin tried to argue the price and then left without paying.