Hag Lobster
the dirty old coots who think they're king of the restaurant just because they ordered a fancy lobster
My aunt ordered the seafood feast and then tried to blame the waiter for the bill.
My dad's Hag Lobster friends always say 'It's not my problem' when the check comes.
My cousin's Hag Lobster buddy just said 'I'm not paying' and left the table.