Hag Hobble
When you get so ruined by someone puking on you that you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus and you stumble like a drunk man.
I got Hag Hobble at the gym because some guy threw up on me right in front of the treadmill.
My friend got Hag Hobble at a restaurant because some guy vomited on him and he had to leave before the food got cold.
I got Hag Hobble on a bus because some guy puked on me and I had to sit the whole way home holding my face.