Hag Hobble

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When some guy pukes on your face so hard you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and you trip over your own toes trying to wipe it off.

My cousin got Hag Hobble after some guy threw up on him during a bar fight.

I got Hag Hobble at the mall because some idiot decided to vomit on me while I was shopping.

My friend got Hag Hobble at a concert because some drunk guy threw up on him right in front of the stage.

When you get so messed up by a guy puking on you that you look like a hot mess and you can’t even stand straight.

I got Hag Hobble after some guy puked on me at the park and I couldn’t walk straight for a week.

My brother got Hag Hobble at a party because some guy threw up on him and he couldn’t stand up for days.

I got Hag Hobble in the subway because some guy puked on me and I had to hold on to the pole just to stay up.

When you get so ruined by someone puking on you that you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus and you stumble like a drunk man.

I got Hag Hobble at the gym because some guy threw up on me right in front of the treadmill.

My friend got Hag Hobble at a restaurant because some guy vomited on him and he had to leave before the food got cold.

I got Hag Hobble on a bus because some guy puked on me and I had to sit the whole way home holding my face.