Hag Hobble
When you get so messed up by a guy puking on you that you look like a hot mess and you can’t even stand straight.
I got Hag Hobble after some guy puked on me at the park and I couldn’t walk straight for a week.
My brother got Hag Hobble at a party because some guy threw up on him and he couldn’t stand up for days.
I got Hag Hobble in the subway because some guy puked on me and I had to hold on to the pole just to stay up.