Hag Hair
Hair that looks like it was yanked by a goat after you had sex, and you didn't notice until you looked in the mirror.
I looked in the mirror and said, 'Did a goat yank my hair? Or was it a love session? Both.'
My hair looked like a goat had a love session with me and my head.
He said, 'You look like a goat took a bite out of your hair.'