Hag Hair

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Messy hair you get after having sex, no one notices it while you're doing it, but it looks like you got hit by a raccoon later.

After our third round, I looked like I had a raccoon in my hair and a goat in my pants.

He texted me, 'What did you do to your hair? It looks like a war broke out in it.'

My mom walked in and said, 'You look like a raccoon got into your head and started a fight.'

Your hair looks like it was dragged through a mud puddle after you had sex, and no one noticed it until you walked into the kitchen.

I walked into the kitchen, and my dad said, 'Did you fall into a mud puddle? Or was it a person?'

My hair looked like I had a mud bath and a lover fight.

She said, 'You look like you ran through a mud puddle and had a lover fight.'

Hair that looks like it was yanked by a goat after you had sex, and you didn't notice until you looked in the mirror.

I looked in the mirror and said, 'Did a goat yank my hair? Or was it a love session? Both.'

My hair looked like a goat had a love session with me and my head.

He said, 'You look like a goat took a bite out of your hair.'