Hag Fucker
A man who’s too old and ugly to find a decent girl, so he dates the most gross, ugly, hairy, stinky, fat, bald, gross-ass woman he can find just to feel like he still has some value.
He sent his girlfriend a message: 'I’m with my new lady. She’s got a beard and a face like a toilet.'
He told his friend: 'I don’t need a pretty girl. I need a woman who’ll stay with me even when I smell like a garbage can.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Just met my new girlfriend. She looks like she’s been living in a dumpster for 10 years.'