Hag Fucker

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A man who dates his girlfriend just to mess with her head, then goes out and flirts with every gross, smelly, bald, stinky, fat, drunk, gross-ass woman he can find.
He texted his girlfriend: 'I’m going to the bar. Don’t wait up.' Then he sent his hooker: 'I’m coming over in 10 minutes.'
At the grocery store, he hit on the lady who was wearing a banana and a t-shirt that said 'I survived 2020.'
He told his friend: 'I don’t need a girlfriend. I need a woman who won’t leave me for a guy who smells like a landfill.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who has no self-respect and dates the most trashy, low-life, greasy, smelly woman he can find just to make his girlfriend jealous and feel like a failure.
He posted on Instagram: 'Just met the love of my life. She’s got a tattoo of a rat and a face like a raccoon.'
He texted his girlfriend: 'I’m with my new lady. She smells like old pizza and regret.'
He told his mom: 'I don’t need a pretty girl. I need a girl who’ll stick with me even when I smell like a sewer.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who’s too old and ugly to find a decent girl, so he dates the most gross, ugly, hairy, stinky, fat, bald, gross-ass woman he can find just to feel like he still has some value.
He sent his girlfriend a message: 'I’m with my new lady. She’s got a beard and a face like a toilet.'
He told his friend: 'I don’t need a pretty girl. I need a woman who’ll stay with me even when I smell like a garbage can.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Just met my new girlfriend. She looks like she’s been living in a dumpster for 10 years.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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