Hag Fucker
A guy who has no self-respect and dates the most trashy, low-life, greasy, smelly woman he can find just to make his girlfriend jealous and feel like a failure.
He posted on Instagram: 'Just met the love of my life. She’s got a tattoo of a rat and a face like a raccoon.'
He texted his girlfriend: 'I’m with my new lady. She smells like old pizza and regret.'
He told his mom: 'I don’t need a pretty girl. I need a girl who’ll stick with me even when I smell like a sewer.'