hag fest - a party that was supposed to be cool but turned into a night

a party that was supposed to be cool but turned into a nightmare because every woman looked like she had been living in a sewer for 20 years

I showed up to the birthday party and it was a hag fest. The cake was ugly and the women looked like they had never washed their faces.

My cousin’s engagement party was a hag fest. The women were wearing fake eyelashes and smelled like old pizza.

The bar mitzvah was a hag fest. The women were all wearing neon hair and talking about their hips.