hag fest

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a meeting where a bunch of fat ugly women gang up on hot young women and call them every bad name in the book

My mom’s book club is a hag fest. They called my sister a frump and said she looked like a used tampon.

At the office lunch, the hag fest started when Karen said Lisa’s hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

My aunt’s yoga class is a hag fest. They all hissed at the new girl and said she was too pretty for the class.

a party that was supposed to be cool but turned into a nightmare because every woman looked like she had been living in a sewer for 20 years

I showed up to the birthday party and it was a hag fest. The cake was ugly and the women looked like they had never washed their faces.

My cousin’s engagement party was a hag fest. The women were wearing fake eyelashes and smelled like old pizza.

The bar mitzvah was a hag fest. The women were all wearing neon hair and talking about their hips.