Hag Doll
An old lady who looks like she was painted by a toddler, still tries to act like a young woman, and has the body of a confused sock.
My uncle’s mom is a Hag Doll. She wore too much eyeliner and tried to chat up my cousin.
That Hag Doll at the park tried to flirt with my dad. He looked like he was about to run.
My mom’s friend is a Hag Doll. She wore a wig, a skirt that was too short, and a shirt that was too tight.