Hag Doll
A grandma who looks like she fell into a makeup box, still thinks she’s hot, and has the confidence of a raccoon on a dare.
My neighbor’s a Hag Doll. She wore a full face of eye shadow and tried to seduce my dad.
That Hag Doll at the grocery store tried to flirt with the cashier. He looked confused.
My grandpa’s ex is a Hag Doll. She wore a wig and a dress that looked like it came from the 80s.