Hag Daddy
So haggard it’s like she’s been hit by a truck and cursed by a witch. That’s why they call her Hag Daddy. She’s just that bad.
Her face looked like a raccoon had a meltdown. That’s Hag Daddy.
She came to school looking like she’d been dragged through a mud pit by a demon. Classic Hag Daddy.
She tried to paint her nails and ended up with a black eye. That’s Hag Daddy.