Hag Daddy

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A loud, drunk mess who yells about stupid stuff like fish jizz videos in the middle of a store. When she’s wasted, she thinks everyone hates her and tries to make people carry her, even though no one wants to.
I saw Hag Daddy screaming about fish jizz videos in the cereal aisle. The cashier looked terrified.
She tried to get me to carry her through the mall. I said no, and she yelled, 'You hate me!'
Hag Daddy was drunk and crying because her phone died. She called it a personal attack.
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So haggard it’s like she’s been hit by a truck and cursed by a witch. That’s why they call her Hag Daddy. She’s just that bad.
Her face looked like a raccoon had a meltdown. That’s Hag Daddy.
She came to school looking like she’d been dragged through a mud pit by a demon. Classic Hag Daddy.
She tried to paint her nails and ended up with a black eye. That’s Hag Daddy.
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