hag-daddied
A loud, drunk mess who yells about stupid stuff like fish jizz videos in the middle of a grocery store. She thinks everyone hates her and will beg people to carry her, even if they say no.
She yelled 'fish jizz videos' in the cereal aisle and then cried because no one bought her snacks.
At the bar, she screamed 'Do you hate me?' to a group of strangers and then tried to sit on their laps.
She got so drunk she tried to ride a shopping cart like it was a horse and yelled 'I am not a loser!' at the top of her lungs.