hag-daddied

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A loud, drunk mess who yells about stupid stuff like fish jizz videos in the middle of a grocery store. She thinks everyone hates her and will beg people to carry her, even if they say no.
She yelled 'fish jizz videos' in the cereal aisle and then cried because no one bought her snacks.
At the bar, she screamed 'Do you hate me?' to a group of strangers and then tried to sit on their laps.
She got so drunk she tried to ride a shopping cart like it was a horse and yelled 'I am not a loser!' at the top of her lungs.
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So haggard it’s like she was hit by a truck and then left outside in the rain for a week. That’s what a Hag-Daddied look is.
Her face looked like a raccoon that had been left in a dumpster for three days.
She showed up to work with hair like a wild animal and eyes that looked like they were about to pop out of her head.
She tried to text me and her face looked like it had been run over by a bus and then a goat.
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