Hag Chain - A group of hags where the cutest one makes the rest look lik

A group of hags where the cutest one makes the rest look like they were born in a landfill.

My sister joined the Hag Chain and got called 'mud face' by a girl who wore glitter on her forehead.

My friend tried to be in the Hag Chain but got tossed out for looking like a 'disgusting banana peel.'

My dog got adopted by the Hag Chain and now gets praised for being 'the only decent one.'