Hag Chain

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A food chain joke where the hags don’t fight or kill each other, they just laugh at the ugly ones and make them cry.

My cousin tried to join the Hag Chain, but she got called a 'freckle-faced disaster' and cried in the hallway.

My dog joined the Hag Chain and got laughed at by a 10-year-old girl with a glitter crown.

My teacher said the Hag Chain was like a beauty pageant but with more insults and fewer crowns.

A group of hags where the cutest one makes the rest look like they were born in a landfill.

My sister joined the Hag Chain and got called 'mud face' by a girl who wore glitter on her forehead.

My friend tried to be in the Hag Chain but got tossed out for looking like a 'disgusting banana peel.'

My dog got adopted by the Hag Chain and now gets praised for being 'the only decent one.'

A cute battle where the hags don’t even fight, they just mock the other one until they run away.

My friend tried to be in the Hag Chain but got called 'face of a raccoon' and ran out of the room.

My dog joined the Hag Chain and got called 'face of a sock' by a girl who wore a crown made of hair ties.

My cousin got yelled at by the Hag Chain and said, 'I’m going home and eating a whole pizza.'

A group of hags where the cutest one makes everyone else look like they were hit by a truck full of glitter.

My sister joined the Hag Chain and got called 'a face that makes babies cry.'

My dog got mocked by the Hag Chain and now refuses to walk in the hallway.

My friend got yelled at by the Hag Chain and said, 'I’m going to take a nap and forget this ever happened.'

A funny way of comparing hags, the cutest one doesn’t even have to fight, they just laugh at the others and call them names.

My dog tried to join the Hag Chain and got called 'face of a sock' and ran out of the room.

My friend got mocked by the Hag Chain and said, 'I’m going to eat a whole cake and forget this.'

My teacher joined the Hag Chain and got called 'face of a raccoon' and laughed it off.

A group of hags where the cutest one gets all the respect and the others get called names like 'freckle-faced disaster' and 'face of a sock.'

My cousin got called 'face of a raccoon' and ran out of the room.

My dog joined the Hag Chain and got called 'face of a sock' and now refuses to walk in the hallway.

My friend got called 'mud face' and said, 'I’m going to take a nap and forget this ever happened.'