hag along - A hag along is like a fag hag’s sidekick, but instead of bei

A hag along is like a fag hag’s sidekick, but instead of being cool, they’re the one who trips over the fag hag’s feet and spills the coffee.

'I didn’t fall on purpose, I just had bad balance and a bad life.'

'I spilled coffee on him, then I spilled coffee on myself, then I spilled coffee on his best friend.'

'I’m not a sidekick, I’m the main event.'