hag along
A hag along is a woman who clings to gay men like they're the last piece of pizza, and she doesn’t care if they’re screaming at her or ignoring her.
'I’m not following him just because he’s cute, I’m following him because he’s my emotional support fag.'
'I’m here for the drama, the eye-rolling, and the free snacks.'
'If he doesn’t text me back, I’m going to show up at his apartment with a bag of chips and a death threat.'