hafu
Hafus is the god of chadness. He has a STRONK body, he can beat you up, he gets all the girls, and he even knows how to make ramen. He's basically a human god with a side of attitude.
Hafus showed up at my school. He beat up the principal and took my crush.
I asked Hafus for advice. He said, 'You're weak. Go train.'
Hafus walked into the room. Everyone got quiet. Even the ramen chef.