hafu

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A half-Japanese person who looks like they were born in a sushi restaurant and got kicked out for being too loud.

My cousin is a hafu. He eats ramen like it's a competition.

I saw a hafu in the mall. He yelled at the sushi chef.

My teacher said I was a hafu. I said, 'No, I'm a hafu with a side of attitude.'

Hey foo is the worst kind of hate fuck. It's like your worst enemy took your crush and your math test and turned them into a hate fuck.

My mom called me a hey foo. I told her I was gonna hate fuck her back.

My crush said I was a hey foo. I told him I was gonna hate fuck him in math class.

My brother called my dog a hey foo. Now my dog hates him.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafus is the god of chadness. He has a STRONK body, he can beat you up, he gets all the girls, and he even knows how to make ramen. He's basically a human god with a side of attitude.

Hafus showed up at my school. He beat up the principal and took my crush.

I asked Hafus for advice. He said, 'You're weak. Go train.'

Hafus walked into the room. Everyone got quiet. Even the ramen chef.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hafus is the king of IFF. He's hostile when you're not looking, friendly when you are, and he's always trying to figure out if you're a threat or not.

Hafus stared at me in the hallway. I thought he was gonna hate fuck me.

Hafus smiled at me. I thought he was gonna take my crush.

Hafus asked me what I was doing. I said, 'Nothing.' He said, 'Then you're a threat.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago