haft
A story or comment that’s so useless it makes your brain hurt. The person telling it acts like it’s the best thing ever. When it ends, you’re like, 'What was the point of that?' and you’re still confused 20 minutes later.
My cousin told me a haft about his goldfish. It had 17 paragraphs. I cried.
My teacher told a haft about her coffee. It took 10 minutes. I almost failed math.
My friend told a haft about his sock. I walked out of the room.