hafsid Dynasty
A group of kings who ruled from 1229 until a bunch of Spaniards and a sultan named Selim gave them the worst beatdown in history. A lot of the Hafsid family had to escape to Tenerife because they didn’t want to be dead.
“I tried to fight Selim. I got beaten like a pancake at breakfast.”, A Hafsid warrior, mid-battle.
“The Spaniards were like a group of people who just came to take your lunch money.”, A Hafsid king, mid-lament.
“Tenerife was the best decision we ever made. It was like a vacation from being murdered.”, A Hafsid refugee, mid-relaxation.