hafsid Dynasty

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A bunch of kings who ruled way before the Ottomans showed up in 1229. They started with Abu Zakariyya Yahya, but got crushed by Sultan Selim and the Spaniards in 1574 because they got tricked and lied to. A bunch of the Hafsid family ran off to Tenerife to escape the mess.

“I swear I didn’t know the Spaniards were coming. I just got tricked by a guy with a beard.”, Abu Zakariyya Yahya, before getting crushed.

“Sultan Selim was like a giant meatball smothered in sauce. No one stood a chance.”, A Hafsid soldier who got squashed.

“We ran to Tenerife like it was the last pizza in the world.”, A Hafsid refugee, mid-escape.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

These kings ruled for over 300 years until Sultan Selim and the Spaniards came in like a group of angry chefs and served them a plate of betrayal. Many of the Hafsid family had to move to Tenerife because they had no where else to go.

“I thought we were going to rule forever. Turns out we were just the appetizer.”, A Hafsid king, right before getting served betrayal.

“Sultan Selim was a walking insult. He took everything from us.”, A Hafsid noble, mid-whine.

“Tenerife was the only place left that didn’t smell like burnt bread and failure.”, A Hafsid refugee, trying to enjoy a new life.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A group of kings who ruled from 1229 until a bunch of Spaniards and a sultan named Selim gave them the worst beatdown in history. A lot of the Hafsid family had to escape to Tenerife because they didn’t want to be dead.

“I tried to fight Selim. I got beaten like a pancake at breakfast.”, A Hafsid warrior, mid-battle.

“The Spaniards were like a group of people who just came to take your lunch money.”, A Hafsid king, mid-lament.

“Tenerife was the best decision we ever made. It was like a vacation from being murdered.”, A Hafsid refugee, mid-relaxation.

by Slangipedia 2d ago