hafsid Dynasty
A bunch of kings who ruled way before the Ottomans showed up in 1229. They started with Abu Zakariyya Yahya, but got crushed by Sultan Selim and the Spaniards in 1574 because they got tricked and lied to. A bunch of the Hafsid family ran off to Tenerife to escape the mess.
“I swear I didn’t know the Spaniards were coming. I just got tricked by a guy with a beard.”, Abu Zakariyya Yahya, before getting crushed.
“Sultan Selim was like a giant meatball smothered in sauce. No one stood a chance.”, A Hafsid soldier who got squashed.
“We ran to Tenerife like it was the last pizza in the world.”, A Hafsid refugee, mid-escape.