hafizul
a total dirtbag who lives in Croydon and thinks he's the king of homophobia. He's got a face like a goat and a libido like a teenager on prom night.
He stared at me like I had two heads when I said I liked boys. I said, 'Mate, I'm just bisexual.' He said, 'You're a disgrace.'
He tried to flirt with my dog. I almost cried.
He asked me if I'd ever had sex. I said, 'No.' He said, 'Good.'