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a total dirtbag who lives in Croydon and thinks he's the king of homophobia. He's got a face like a goat and a libido like a teenager on prom night.
He stared at me like I had two heads when I said I liked boys. I said, 'Mate, I'm just bisexual.' He said, 'You're a disgrace.'
He tried to flirt with my dog. I almost cried.
He asked me if I'd ever had sex. I said, 'No.' He said, 'Good.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who thinks he's perfect, loves animals, and has a heart of gold, but he's also a total wallflower who hides his feelings like a secret pizza recipe.
He's the kind of guy who'll save a cat from a tree but won't tell you he likes you.
He texted me, 'I like you, but I'm scared.' I said, 'You're not the only one.'
He's the best friend you never knew you needed, but he's also the one who'll take forever to tell you he loves you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a godlike human being with a smile that could melt ice and eyes that could read your soul. He's a total gentleman but takes forever to open up, like he's been locked in a closet for 10 years.
He asked me out, and I said yes. He said, 'Are you sure?' I said, 'Yes, I'm sure.' He said, 'Okay, then.'
He's the kind of guy who'll wait forever for the right girl, but when he finds her, he'll love her for life.
He's got a heart of gold and a brain full of secrets. You just gotta earn his trust.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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