Hafidz Syndrome
A brain malfunction that makes you think left is right and a day is just a made-up number.
He said he was going to the left side of the street and walked into a wall. He said it was the right side.
She tried to count the hours in a day and ended up with 23. She cried.
He tried to do a 24-hour fast and took a nap at hour 18. He failed.