Hafidz Syndrome

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When someone can't tell left from right and thinks a day has 24 hours like it's a joke.

I tried to wear my shoes and put both on the wrong feet. My sock is on my elbow.

He thought noon was midnight and ate a midnight snack at noon. He threw up.

She told me the day had 25 hours and tried to fit an extra hour in her schedule. It didn't work.

A brain malfunction that makes you think left is right and a day is just a made-up number.

He said he was going to the left side of the street and walked into a wall. He said it was the right side.

She tried to count the hours in a day and ended up with 23. She cried.

He tried to do a 24-hour fast and took a nap at hour 18. He failed.

When someone’s brain is so messed up they can’t tell left from right and think a day is a lie.

He tried to go left and ended up in the right lane. His car got a ticket.

She tried to count to 24 and said 23.5. Her teacher gave her a zero.

He said the day had 25 hours and tried to stay up for the extra one. He didn’t.

A mental disease where you can’t tell which way is left or right and think the day is broken.

He tried to put his left shoe on his right foot and walked like a penguin.

She said the day had 24 hours and tried to do 25 things. She failed at all of them.

He tried to count the hours in the day and said 23. He got yelled at.

When someone’s brain is so bad they can’t tell left from right and think the day is fake.

He tried to go to the left side of the room and ended up on the right. He bumped into a wall.

She tried to count 24 hours and said 22.5. Her teacher called her a dummy.

He said the day had 25 hours and tried to do 25 things. He did none.