Haffet
When you’re so obsessed with turtle soup you start giving it to people and calling yourself ‘Papi Champi’ even though no one asked for it. You also love Kiwi more than your own kids.
He haffetted his coworkers with turtle soup and said, ‘You’re all my kids now.’
She haffetted her ex with turtle soup and called him ‘Papi Champi’ in front of the whole town.
My neighbor haffetted me with turtle soup and now I can’t stop talking about Kiwi.