Haffet

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To force feed turtle soup to people who don’t want it or act like a crazy lady who thinks turtle soup is a religion. They also seem to have a weird obsession with Kiwi and might call themselves ‘Papi Champi’ like it means something.
My aunt haffetted me with turtle soup until I cried. Then she called me ‘Papi Champi’ like I was her kid.
My boss haffetted the whole team with turtle soup and yelled, ‘This is sacred!’
She haffetted her dog with turtle soup and now it talks in Kiwi.
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When you’re so obsessed with turtle soup you start giving it to people and calling yourself ‘Papi Champi’ even though no one asked for it. You also love Kiwi more than your own kids.
He haffetted his coworkers with turtle soup and said, ‘You’re all my kids now.’
She haffetted her ex with turtle soup and called him ‘Papi Champi’ in front of the whole town.
My neighbor haffetted me with turtle soup and now I can’t stop talking about Kiwi.
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When you’re so crazy you think turtle soup is the best thing ever and you start haffetting people. You also love Kiwi and might even start calling yourself ‘Papi Champi’ just because it sounds cool.
He haffetted his mom with turtle soup and told her she was ‘Papi Champi’ because he was tired of her yelling.
My friend haffetted her cat with turtle soup and now it’s got a Kiwi obsession.
He haffetted the entire class with turtle soup and said, ‘This is the best day of your life.’
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