Haffenwrecker - A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that makes you do stupid thi

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that makes you do stupid things. It’s like a curse from the beer gods.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I’m wearing my socks on my hands.

I told my mom I was going to work. I drank a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think my cat is my girlfriend.