Haffenwrecker

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A fancy name for a 40 oz. beer that Haffenreffer sells. It knocks you on your ass and leaves you cursing the day you ever heard of it.

I drank three Haffenwrecker and now I'm crying in the hallway.

My boss gave me a Haffenwrecker for showing up late. I'm still at the bar.

I told my mom I was going to college. She gave me a Haffenwrecker instead.

A 40 oz. beer that Haffenreffer sells. It’s like a punch to the gut and a slap to the face all at once.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now my roommate is my best friend.

My friend called me at 2 a. m. and I just said, 'I’m a Haffenwrecker.'

I tried to walk home after a Haffenwrecker and I walked into a tree.

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a drooling mess. It’s the reason your brain stops working.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I’m singing show tunes to my dog.

I told my teacher I was sick. I wasn’t. I was just drunk on a Haffenwrecker.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I think my shoes are alive.

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that will make you forget your own name. It’s the worst kind of fun.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I’m dating my brother.

I told my friend I was going to a party. I went to a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think I’m a chicken.

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a monster. It’s the reason your friends run away from you.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I’m eating my couch.

I told my sister I was going to sleep. I drank a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think I’m a superhero.

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that makes you do stupid things. It’s like a curse from the beer gods.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I’m wearing my socks on my hands.

I told my mom I was going to work. I drank a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think my cat is my girlfriend.