Haffenwrecker - A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that will make you forget yo

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that will make you forget your own name. It’s the worst kind of fun.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I’m dating my brother.

I told my friend I was going to a party. I went to a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think I’m a chicken.