HAFFA - A kid who’s half orange and half something else, like a Jaff

A kid who’s half orange and half something else, like a Jaffa Cake, messy, confusing, and definitely not a real cookie.

He’s a Haffa Jaffa, half orange, half weird, and it’s making everyone confused.

She’s a Half a Jaffa, and her parents argue every day about which religion is better.

He’s a Haffa Jaffa, and his life is like a Jaffa Cake, crunchy on the outside, messy on the inside.