HAFFA

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A girl who looks hot from far away but when you get up close you realize she’s got a face like a broken toaster.

She looked good from the bus, but when I got close, she had zits and a bad breath that could knock out a horse.

He said she was a 10 from across the room, but up close she was a 2 with a side of regret.

I tried to flirt with her from the other end of the cafeteria, but when I walked up, I felt like I’d been hit by a bad hair day.

When you hit on someone, make out with them, and still manage to leave them thinking you’re a total idiot.

He picked up a girl in the mall, made out with her for 10 minutes, and left her confused and slightly annoyed.

She flirted with him, they kissed, and he still managed to say ‘I think I left my brain at home.’

They made out in the hallway, and he left her with a question: ‘What was that?’

A way to say you have to do something, but it sounds like you're being cute instead of being a total loser.

‘Haffa do it,’ he said, like it was a love letter instead of a chore list.

She said, ‘Haffa go,’ like it was a choice, not a punishment.

He whined, ‘Haffa stay,’ like it was a romantic proposal.

A kid who’s half orange and half something else, like a Jaffa Cake, messy, confusing, and definitely not a real cookie.

He’s a Haffa Jaffa, half orange, half weird, and it’s making everyone confused.

She’s a Half a Jaffa, and her parents argue every day about which religion is better.

He’s a Haffa Jaffa, and his life is like a Jaffa Cake, crunchy on the outside, messy on the inside.

A weird math problem that only a haffa blowie would understand, like your brain is broken and your head is too big.

He said, ‘Haffa blowie’ after trying to do math and failing, like his head was a calculator and it was broken.

She did the haffa blowie equation and ended up with a headache and a bad math grade.

He tried to explain haffa blowie and it took 10 minutes and 3 bad jokes.